MAKE HISTORY HAPPEN *OUR WAY*. YOUR HEART WILL FEEL GLAD.
GET A PILE OF CHRISTMAS MONEY!
Please consider this situation.
Our last few fundraisers must go well, but, basically *we have enough money on hand to buy all the signatures that can be bought* from our company. Our sig company is on our side emotionally, and trying everything they can think of to help us (so is our validation company). They cannot just "ramp up", because we are competing against campaigns in Ohio and Florida that are paying more money.
We can't just go out and hire another signature company or two, because they are all pulling their people from the same pool of workers.
SO, we have to find lots of volunteers, and "one sheet" volunteers,
BUT WE HAVE GOT TO FIND ANOTHER DOZEN COMPETENT PEOPLE WHO WILL WORK ON THIS FULL TIME!
WE WILL NOW PAY $1.50 PER SIG FOR ANYONE WHO CAN TURN IN 100 OR MORE GOOD LOOKING SIGNATURES PER WEEK. (WE NOW PAY FOR ANY SIGNATURE WHICH LOOKS OK...IF YOUR VALIDITY IS NEAR 70% WE WILL PAY FOR *EVERY* SIGNATURE!)
WE OFFER A $500 BONUS TO ANYONE WHO CAN GET 1000 SIGNATURES BEFORE DEC 21.
So, there is $2000 for Christmas - more if your validity is high! - and you will probably spend eternity in heaven & have 72 virgins peel grapes for you...or whatever.
200 sigs could make or break this campaign, and we would pay you $300 - with much gratitude. We have pure volunteers who have pulled in thousands of sigs - but WE ARE HAPPY TO PAY. WE CAN'T FAIL!!
PLEASE, PLEASE, FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN PUT A GOOD DEAL OF TIME INTO PETITIONING. THEY WILL BE PAID!, AND EACH ONE OF US HAS TO FIND A WAY TO GET MORE SIGS!!
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU CAN FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN GET SIGNATURES!!!! We will pay reliably and fast.
(IF YOU HAVE A BUSINESS, PLEASE PUT ONE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES ON SIGNATURE GATHERING FULL TIME FOR 5 WEEKS!! - AND YOU STILL MAY BE ABLE TO HAVE A CANNABIS BUSINESS IN THE FUTURE!)
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